Wrath of 'Black' Orgasims
A few moments ago, my good and wonderful Anne advised to me to "go easy" when I phoned her, bitterly complaining that South Africa had enacted a law welcoming homosexuality into the mainstream. "As long as it does not affect me .., " she told me. My mouth was left open and I feld disgusted.
Anne disappointed me. Just like the land of venerable Nelson Mandela embarrased itself and embarrases me and straight people like me and you. I now no-longer see South Africa as the model of democracy in Africa, but a mis-model of undemocracy in the moral Africa, the one of our forefathers adored.
For sure, apartheid never ended in that country, but rather is now being replaced from the dormant "Black Only -- White Only Street" across the country, with " D*** Only -- and V*** Only Bedrooms, " all over South Africa.
Imagining the scene: Man on Man. Woman on Woman; both convulsing and caressing around. It is like seeing two donkeys seriously on each other when you are going to a morning church session with your mother and baby sister and you meet a pregnant woman by the sidewalk strolling with a pastor.
For that reason, I can no longer eat meat. Never. And I am afraid that in a decade's time, virginity of African damsels will be fleeced by fags. And that is when we shall be saying in a chorus: "What happened in South Africa is equivalent to rewarding violent anal sex with the reputable covenent of marriage."
I am wondering and crying. What happens to the venerable practise of blow jobs in that country? Is this behaviour sneaking to other African parrliaments, notably in Kenya and Nigeria? Nope, I doubt.
Even in 1949, US federal prosecutors in Plymouth, Massachusettes hauled Mary Hammon and Goodwife Norman to court and charged them for committing "lude behavior upon a bed." Ultimately, Norman was convicted of lesbianism -- the most embarrasing form of homosexuality -- and forced to issue a public confession. The world celebrated. So did my grandmother.
I should remind you also of what happened in 1984 in Hollywood: Vanessa Williams, the first black Miss America and the singer of Save the Best for Last, relinquished her coveted crown after Penthouse magazine announced its plans to publish lesbian-themed photos of her in its September issue. Prior to entering the Miss America contest, Williams had certified having committed no embarrassing acts of "moral turpitude."
Or should we believe revered singer Elton John when he mutters and sputters and annoys us by saying there should be democracy in human sexuality? What? Gimmi a break. Are we moving to a world of the idomatic "Man eat Man Society" to the world of "Man fuck Man Society". Or are we at the threshhold of a society where "every opening that can trigger an orgasm is explored and defended by the law." If so, it is diabolical, pathological and illogical.
But I am inclined to believe the Nigerian primate Peter Akinola, a spokesman for Anglican bishops from Asia, Africa and Latin America, who has repeatedly called for the repetence of homosexuals or they will burn in hell. I think we should trust him.
Since when did Africans consider legalising same sex marriages, or even allowing two man -- mikengeles -- to sleep on the same bed and be intimate -- as if they have a right to -- in the name of banishing discrimination from society. I feel I have been discriminated. Abused. Embarrased. Casted to the dogs. And tossed into a pit latrine. I just cannot imagine watching a movie about the opposite of Sharon Stone's Indecent Proposal. Or Can I imagine my sisters staring at the male equivalent of Pamela Anderson.
Read this: "In breaking with our past ... we need to fight and resist all forms of discrimination and prejudice, including homophobia," South African Home Affairs Minister Nosiviwe Mapisa-Nqakula told lawmakers in Cape Town.
"When we attained our democracy, we sought to distinguish ourselves from an unjust painful past, by declaring that never again shall it be that any South African will be discriminated against on the basis of colour, creed, culture and sex," she added.
While I have no political standing to ascent to top of the Times Towers or Empiror State building, it does not alter the fact that God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. And from then, Nature ordered Wildred to marry Winfred and not Wilfred. Paul to marry Pauline and not marry Paul. Joseph to marry Josephine and not Joseph.
Even if South Africa decides to change to rules of natural jiggy-jiggy -- even if it is hosting the 2010 World Cup -- it does not change the fact that until men marry, they will continue eating cold pizza and restaurant breakfast in the morning because there are no wives -- or girlfriends -- at home to cook.
I cannot imagine calling up a man -- Three Legged Creature like a stool -- to buy him fried rice and boneless chicken just because a thousand miles start with the first stone. Or the first lunch. Surely, who starts? Who stays up? Who stays down? What could act as the boobs -- Airbags. And finally who cleans the other with tissue paper? I need no answers because I am suprised. I am mad. I am sad.
Without my exemption, men will continue to howl and brawl in drinking dens until past midnight, only surviving on nuts and crisps because either their utensils are dirty or they just do not know gastronomy. They they go home and sleep, listening to unavoidable and heart-consoling rendetions by Pretenders, Coldplay, Oasis and our own wonderful girls.
Now, what triggered this sudden rush of madness in South Africa? Here we go. After the alleged end of apartheid era in 1994, during which black South Africans were denied the vote, a new constitution was drawn up specifically banning discrimination on the grounds of race, gender and sexual orientation. Under pressure, the government was forced to legislate on same sex marriage after the country's highest court ruled in December that existing laws denied gays and lesbians the same constitutional rights as heterosexual couples.
I agree. God has been mocked.
"The ... (bill) justifies immorality and by inference, calls sexual perversion a legitimate alternative lifestyle that should be openly accepted," African Christian Democratic Party (ACDP) leader Kenneth Meshoe said, shortly after the bill was overwhelmingly adopted on Tuesday, according to reports.
"God is not mocked," he said. "This parliament ... is about to cross the line of God's patience with us as a nation."
Now, Thabo make makes Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe and ex-Kenyan President Daniel arap Moi look like "semi-gods." Mugabe has openly dismissed gays as "worse than pigs and dogs." And who disagrees?
Apart from Mugabe, let's sample what other leaders said about this act, worse then bestiality and ass-licking.
"I don't want to see this country to go that way. You know what happened to the Greeks. Homosexuality destroyed them. Sure, Aristotle was a homo, we all know that, so was Socrates. [...] Do you know what happened to the Romans? The last six Roman emperors were fags. [...]," blurted former US president Ronald Reagan.
" You know what happened to the poles? It's all right that popes were laying the nuns. That's been going on for years -- centuries. But when the popes, when the Catholic Church went to hell in -- I don't know, three or four centuries ago -- it was homosexual, and it had to be cleaned out. Now, that's what happened to Britain; it happened earlier to France," he added.
In 1992, on his television show The 700 Club, Pat Robertson declared: "It's one thing to say, 'We have rights to jobs... we have rights to be left alone in out little corner of the world to do our thing.' It's an entirely different thing to say, 'Well, we're not only going to go into the schools and we're going to take your children and your grandchildren and turn them into homosexuals.' Now that's wrong."
In a 1993 interview with Molly Ivins, Robertson added: "Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."
In 1993, Robertson declared: "Many of those people involved with Adolf Hitler were Satanists, many of them were Homosexuals -- the two things seem to go together."
In 1995 Robertson said: "[Homosexuals] want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers."
In 1997, San Francisco Chronicle quotes the Dalai Lama as saying: "Homosexuality, whether it is between men or between women, is not improper in itself. What is improper is the use of organs [such as] the mouth and the anus ... already defined as inappropriate for sexual contact."
Now lets see the brief history of Homosexuality.
While homosexuality in a contemporary context is generally regarded as "ass rape" or at least "anal sex", historically and legally the term has had a much broader meaning. Originating in the 11th century, the word sodomy was coined by Saint Peter Damian to replace the earlier term "Sin of Sodom". (Sodom and Gomorrah being those cities in the Bible which were destroyed by God for their unredeemable moral depravity).
Interestingly enough, over the centuries many bible thumpers have forgotten that the "Sin of Sodom" never referred to a singular sin (like ass humping), but rather to a collective of sin The unclean acts that contributed to this cesspool of sin included, but were not limited to: Anal sex, bestiality, oral sex, sex outside wedlock, mutual musturbation and Selling sexual favors in the name of God/Goddesses.
Please, pray for them, hopeless Homosexuals.