H/wood Hubbies: 'Walk the Line, One More Time'

Hollywood hot-properties Britney Spears and Reese Witherspoon and their virtually unknown hubbies are girding for explosive divorce battles that is sure to be tabloid fodder. Spears is luck: Her shitloads of money is stone-walled by "iron-clan" pre-nuptuals while Witherspoon is facing a 50-50 split with her ex-husband, courtesy of the Californian law.

The two men, who have already proved their fertility capabilities, have been decribed, dismissed and abused and hopeless "gold-diggers" keen on surviving on their ex-wives cash. Embarrasing. We do not do this shit in Africa.
Spears' move to divorce hapless Kevin Federline -- ex back-up dancer -- has refused to get off the front pages in the celebrity bibles. The key issue here is Spear's fortune, and not the custody of their two sons as K-Fed wants it to appear, sources tell Hollywood press.
Fox pop seems to favour Spears, 24, whose separation from Justine Timberlake, provided tabloid fodder. (Imagine Timberlake went ahead to date an older woman (Old Poultry) Cameroon Diaz 34 -- who is reportedly getting a nose job, not for aesthetic to boost to fix her breathing problem).

K-Fed has hired attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan, a well known and widely respected legal dog while Spears has gone for high-flying Laura Wasser, one of the best family lawyers in Tinseltown, who has represented quite a number of high-profile divorce-seekers. (I bet on Wasser).
It is widely believed that K-Fed is eying Spears' fortune reported to be about 120 million dollars (according to Forbes Magazine), but his access to the cash is extremely limited owing to pre-nup agreement. Celebrity watchers believe that the only thing poor K-Fed will get is less than 20 percent of the value of the couple's Malibu sprawling estate, valued at approximately 10 million dollars, and spousal support for one year, which is expected to be about 250,000 dollars or less or nothing.

Poor K-Fed, who has reportedly never been speaking to her wife for weeks -- except in email -- learnt about the divorce through hawk-eyed Hollywood media. Knowing that the chances of circumventing the pre-nup are less, K-Fed made it clear that he will seek the custody of the kids, or at least one.
If he gets the custody, then the court will compell Spears, 24 to surrender a significant amount of child support to K- Fed. Depending on the stamina of the attornies, the two characters have awful parenting skills. Spears has been on the front pages when she was pictured driving while her child was on the lap -- it attracted shitloads of condemnation from child right groups.
While K-Fed is reputed to just a dishonest man and father. Shortly before marrying the songstress, K-Fed left heavily pregnant partner Shar Jackson for Spears , sparkiling howls of protest. In addition, he was reportedly jetted off to Las Vegas for the anniversary of a nightclub just three weeks after the birth of the couple's second son, annoying Spears.

The other high-profile Hollywood divorce is here. Witherspoon has filed for divorce from her equally hapless husband Ryan Philippe, court documents showed this week, confirming the couple's separation after a seven-year marriage.
Lawyers for Witherspoon lodged a divorce petition with a Los Angeles court seeking physical custody of the couple's two children and preventing Philippe from claiming spousal support. Witherspoon, 30, won an Oscar this year for her portrayal of June Carter Cash in "Walk The Line" and is reported to be one of the top three highest-paid actresses in Hollywood, commanding around 25 million dollars a picture.

Hollywood hawks have reported that the couple did not sign a pre-nuptial agreement, which means that under California law, Philippe is entitled to half of the couple's fortune earned since their marriage. Philippe, 32, who has won favourable reviews for his performance in the Clint Eastwood war drama "Flags of our Fathers", met Witherspoon during the filming of "Cruel Intentions". The two announced their separation last month.

Kenyan men, unworry, go ahead any marry celebrity Kenyan women -- they are all poor after all.