Oops, divorce me again, baby one more time

Capping weeks of tabloid speculation, pop-sensation Britney Spears has decided, "one more time," to divorce from her jiggy-jiggy husband Kevin Federline, who assisted her to get two children. Happy him.
Scandal-hungry Hollywood press reported, citing court papers, said there were "irreconcilable differences" between the millionaire Spears and her dancer husband, Kevin Federline, effectively making an end to the controversy-ridden marriage.
In the much-awaited suit, the "Oops ... I Did It Again," and "Baby, One More Time," star seeks the custody of their children, in what legal pundits say is going to be one of the most explosive matrimonial trials in Hollywood.
We are yet to recover from the grueling tussle between Charlie Sheen and Dennise Richards, even though Jennifer Aniston still speaks to Brad Pitt.
Luckily, the 120-million-dollar (according to Forbes Magazine)-worth damsel was stone-walled by a pre-nuptial deal, which protects anything that she acquired before their marriage from getting split into the two.
Hollywood watchers have speculated that the hapless Federline will mount one of the hottest custody battle in Tinseltown, in addition to seeking a pie of the singer cash
As expected in celebrity marriage, the damsel appearing before "The Late Show with David Letterman," Spears denied any fallout with her hubby, who also did the same while in Toronto on Monday.
"She's been with me the whole time," MuchMusic festival quoted the estranged husband as saying. "She's probably my No. 1 fan, you know what I'm saying? We work together as a team and that's what we do."
This divorce, should it turn to be true, will be definitely tabloid fodder. A few years ago, the celebrity media feasted on her break up from Justin Timberlake.
And in January 2004, the gifted singer grabbed front pages and and airtime when she married her childhood buddy Jason Alexander in Las Vegas, only to annul it nearly 60 hours later.
But this marriage was just another divorce in the works despite denials of an impending divorce. In 2005, she denied tabloid fodder that Federline was seeking or planning to seek a 125 million dollar divorce settlement
After all, truckloads of fans launched a website, www.divorcekevin.com, urging spears to kick Federline.
It is a gospel truth that divorce is a post mortem of a dead marriage. And I wonder why this two fellas are ready to spend shit loads of cash and lots of energy instead of using it to save the their hopeless marriage.
For sure, marriage is like treating cancer, all hopeless and unproductive